Casual Shoppers Gifts

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Colin V Longshore Drift

Ignorance and Bliss

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

It's my summer robe.

How do you like the new suit?

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

'I'm making pot pie.'

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

Slowsave.

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

"This is my exit strategy."

Retirement

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

sale on paradigm shifts.

"Deja Bu!"

Casual Friday.

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."