Lunar Traveler Gifts

'How was I to know that according to our sat-nav 'Marius' was a crater on the moon and not an Italian restaurant in Lancaster?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Moon: Made in China

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."