Lunar Traveler Gifts

'How was I to know that according to our sat-nav 'Marius' was a crater on the moon and not an Italian restaurant in Lancaster?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

There is No Planet C

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Planting by the Moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Moon: Made in China

Parking meter on the moon.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'