Lunar Vacationer Gifts

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Head over Hooves

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Moon: Made in China

Planting by the Moon.

Rocket.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Monk on the beach

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Overdoing it.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'How was your holiday?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.