Lunar Vacationer T-Shirts

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Head over Hooves

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Planting by the Moon.

Parking meter on the moon.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Moon: Made in China

Rocket.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Monk on the beach

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Overdoing it.

Moon Pies.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Moon Souvenirs

'How was your holiday?'

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.