Lunar Adventurers T-Shirts

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Parking meter on the moon.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Planting by the Moon.

Moon: Made in China

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Rocket to the Moon

Moon Souvenirs

Cats out late.

China Launches Lunar Rover

Climbing to the moon

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"Here it comes!"

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."