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Vacation on the Moon.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Blue Origin

There is No Planet C

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."