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Vacation on the Moon.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Blue Origin

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A Space Walk

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"