Perpetual Vacationer T-Shirts

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Easter Island Shades...

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Camping.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Monk on the beach

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Yipeee!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Overdoing it.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Crabbing

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

On holiday...

'How was your holiday?'