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'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Methane's a bit heavy, today."

Talking to an alien: '...And you won't believe the house prices!'

'I wouldn't mind going to the moon as long as I was back by tea time...'

'When you take a vacation to get away, you really get away!'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

How am I abducting?

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

There is No Planet C

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

A Space Walk

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."