Intergalactic Commuter T-Shirts

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.