Intergalactic Commuter Prints

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Packed like sardines

Science fiction fans on other planets

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.