Interstellar Traveler Prints

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Should've thought of that before we left. Next rest stop is 4.2 light-years away."

'You know I can't let you back on board with anything attached to your face.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Alpha Centauri

Astronaut encounters a scarecrow.

A witch gives an astronaut a ride while an alien rides on a magic carpet.

Planet is a target.

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

In a library a spy reads in the mysteries section, lovers in romance novels, a monk in religion, and a space alien in sci-fi.

Detour thru hyperspace.

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

Alien Hitchhiker.

Milky Way License Plate

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

GPS in Outer Space

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Too warm."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

How Glaciations Begin

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Parking meter on the moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."