Intergalactic Travelers T-Shirts

Alien GPS

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Alien Travel Advisory - Disease Warning!

"I thought you said what happens in another galazy, stays in another galaxy."

Anyone need to go?

"Look, just let me do it!"

Santa Meets an Alien

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Chugger on the Moon

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Science fiction fans on other planets

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."