Planetary Adventurer T-Shirts

You called me, boss? Yes. I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we've found. I want you to stop doing that. At least until I'm done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don't need any competitors driving up the prices. Very bad man. When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing.

"I must say this planet is having an odd effect on our astronauts."

Aliens on another planet.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Lost astronaut

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Astral Projection

How am I abducting?

The Lost World: You are Here

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

"I've been genetically modified!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Parking meter on the moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Mars Poppins