Planetary Explorer T-Shirts

The Ultimate Luggage Carousel.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Leap Year

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Sometimes astronomers look down...

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

METHANE BAR

Gustav Holst.

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

God Sneezes Out Creation

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .