Planetary Prospector T-Shirts

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"Trepanning for gold"

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Water divining Mars

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Space: Property of No-One

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Life Discovered on Mars

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"