Planetary Scientist T-Shirts

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Cosmonaut

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Save Mars

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.