Planetary Physician T-Shirts

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Water divining Mars

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

Life Discovered on Mars

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

The five inhospitable gas giants

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Leap Year

METHANE BAR

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

World Cup Universe.

"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

Earth and doctor

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!