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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

High-gravity baseball

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

The five inhospitable gas giants

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Leap Year

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

METHANE BAR

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

Aliens on another planet.

'Hey everybody, ring tones.'

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Tierra Forming.

"Mind where you're going next time."

"Here it is, world! Extra-terrestrial intelligence! Me!"

"Jensen, look life on Venus!"

Astronaut Tetherball