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Earth/billiard ball

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

'Where's my horse?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

The pre-frenzy huddle.

Training Polo Ponies

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

'Want to go for a dip?'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.