Planetary Sports Enthusiast T-Shirts

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Alien Snowmen

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Not now, Oliver."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Flying sauces.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'