Planetary Football Enthusiast T-Shirts

Planet Football

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Punt Cake

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Not now, Oliver."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

dog vs UFO...

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

Bears

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.