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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Punt Cake

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Flying sauces.

dog vs UFO...

Bears

"Not now, Oliver."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'