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Football Spaceship

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Which one is named after me?'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Are there space-babes?"

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Rocket to the Moon

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Birth of Darth Vader

Astronaut

The First Man to Ride the Moon

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Capsule airbag

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'