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'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The Lost World: You are Here

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Cricket Accidents.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Which one is named after me?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Emergency exit into Space

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I've been genetically modified!"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'...I don't like your chances!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Cricket widow's revenge 2

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'