Fun-loving Galactic Explorer T-Shirts

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You left this on our ship."

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Lost World: You are Here

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Save Our Universe

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Where the wild things were."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Which one is named after me?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Mars Poppins

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Elevator Music

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.