Fun-loving Galactic Explorer T-Shirts

"Greetings! We come in peace and seek only a meaningful relationship."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"You left this on our ship."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

Save Our Universe

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Where the wild things were."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"