Quirky Space Explorer T-Shirts

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Extreme miming"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The flies have landed.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."