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Welcome to our own tiny slice of International Spacestation!

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Boptimism

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

How am I abducting?

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'