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'It's THEM!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

Apple Pie Abduction

"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."

'I told you not to have that curry.'

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'Aliens from outer space come in many shapes...'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Boptimism

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'