Outer Space Explorer Gifts

'It's THEM!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Ask it what happened to our first crew."

Apple Pie Abduction

"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."

'I told you not to have that curry.'

'My earthling abductees' organs are grade A.'

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'Aliens from outer space come in many shapes...'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.