Outer Space Exploration Gifts

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

High-gravity baseball