Outer Space Gifts

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"Whatever happened to the word foreplay?"

"Let this guy go around."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

"Take me to your tailor."

Space Sheep.

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

Frank had connections in very high places.

Bumper Car UFO.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Disaster.

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Sometimes, Jack, I think those guys from I.T. are from another planet!"

Milky Way License Plate

"You left this on our ship."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I locked the keys inside."

"The coffee is lousy. But the atmosphere..."

"Oh, those guys! Are they still taking Steroids?!"

"The surface is softer than we thought."

"You are soon to encounter an odd flying object in the sky... or maybe a strong wind."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Here's a toast to N'kzuxo for being our Christmas tree!"

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

Climbing to the moon