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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

Visitor Parking.

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'You will be going on a very long journey...'

"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."

"Whatever happened to the word foreplay?"

'When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon: It's made of cheese you know!'

'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'

'Watch your first step - gravity is the law on this planet!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Sometimes, Jack, I think those guys from I.T. are from another planet!"

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Bumper Car UFO.

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"Take me to your tailor."

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

Space Sheep.

"Let this guy go around."

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

Disaster.

Frank had connections in very high places.

"You left this on our ship."

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"

A scene from 'Close encounters of the third kind part three'.'

Climbing to the moon

"You are soon to encounter an odd flying object in the sky... or maybe a strong wind."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Here's a toast to N'kzuxo for being our Christmas tree!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.