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"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

"Take another one - I blonked."

'Oh,no, not again!'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

"Get closer together, closer together."

'Now, don't panic -- we're just here to do a little stem-cell research.'

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

'We're looking to expand our markets.'

"I'll be working remotely today."

"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."

Visitor Parking.

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

Starbucks on the Moon

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'