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"Hold that thought. I have to go take a number five."

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

"Take another one - I blonked."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' - repetitive questioning associated with travel

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'We're thinking of settling down here -- do you folks have bilingual education?'

Scientists predict that in in the future, space walks will become a regular occurrence.

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"Get closer together, closer together."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

'Now, don't panic -- we're just here to do a little stem-cell research.'

'That? No, that isn't a UFO. It's on the ground now, and you've identified it. That makes it an IGO.'

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

'We're looking to expand our markets.'

"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

Starbucks on the Moon

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

You must be this tall.

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

Sun and the Moon step out.

Aliens are flying a UFO with bumper stickers from different planets

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

"At least it looks more like home now..."