Stellar Explorer T-Shirts

"If men are from Mars, women must be from Hershey".

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Boptimism

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The flies have landed.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue