Stellar Explorer T-Shirts

"If men are from Mars, women must be from Hershey".

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The flies have landed.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'