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'When you said you lived in a loft, this isn't quite what I had in mind.'

"We've made great progress!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"Not in my name!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

First attempt at the Big Bang

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'