Tiny Space Lover T-Shirts

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"We've made great progress!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Honeyhuman Suite

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

The Marie Kondo landfill

"Take me to David Bowie."