Tiny Space Lover Pillows

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"We've made great progress!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

The Milky Way (Detail)

Astronaut love

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Rocket science for beginners.

Director: US Space Research.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

The Marie Kondo landfill