Retro Space Lover Pillows

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Sputnik

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"We've made great progress!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Fossil record player.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Milky Way (Detail)

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Astronaut love

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

Alien attack in the 1950s

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Young Elvis

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old Book Smell

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Not in my name!"