Retro Space Lover T-Shirts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Sputnik

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"We've made great progress!"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Fossil record player.

Cosmonaut

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Astronaut love

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'I miss the great depression.'

"Not in my name!"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!