Vintage Sci-fi Lover Pillows

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"You left this on our ship."

Ascent of Machine.

Head over Hooves

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"