Personal Space Lover Pillows

Introvert Career Faire.

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Den Furniture

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Polly needs some time alone."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Bed divider.

Family Cubicle

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

"I know I've been late to every class this week, but considering how close you are standing next to me, I would say you're on pretty thin ice yourself Principal Harris."

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."