Personal Space Pillows

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

"It's a dome, you can you in there if you want to be alone."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Family Cubicle

"Papi, I need a bigger bedroom. The one I have isn't big enough for a the both of us."

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

"I'm not really a lone-wolf kiddo, it's just that from time to time, I need a bit of time to myself..."

"Is this clear enough for everyone?"

"Gracie! The next time you wanna come into my room...knock first! And then go away!"

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Are they ever going home? Bring back social isolating!"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

'Not more 'me time'?'

'Oh, I gave up greeting people years ago. I was only interrupting their music.'

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

'I always run into you during my me times.'

MANCAVELESS. Please help

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"First, let me suggest separate bathrooms."

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

No Free Hugs

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Yeah, Chuck's an invasive species, but in more of a "personal space" sort of way.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Polly needs some time alone."

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.