Personal Space Ponderer Pillows

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Club Antisocial

"Needs to get a life"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

Private Jet

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Comfy?"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'