Personal Space Ponderer Gifts

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here.

"Sorry, am I too close?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Club Antisocial

"Needs to get a life"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

Psychiatry. Whenever I go on an ego trip, my superego won't let me have any fun.

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."