Personal Space Explorers Gifts

"Does the doctor hug?"

Club Antisocial

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Alien Painting Moon

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

Repairing the UFO

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."