Personal Space Explorers Gifts

"Does the doctor hug?"

Club Antisocial

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Repairing the UFO

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

Alien Painting Moon

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."