Personal Space Fanatic Gifts

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Dumbo in Space

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Corn Aliens

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Private Jet

Social Distancing