Personal Space Fanatic Gifts

'I need my space. That's why I eat a lot of garlic.'

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Dumbo in Space

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Social Distancing