Personal Space Pundit Gifts

Social Distancing

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'I think its being tapped.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"Comfy?"

Private Jet

No poking doughboy

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

Airport security - next step?

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Things you should know about...

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

National Secrecy Agency.