Personal Space Pundit Mugs

Social Distancing

Club Antisocial

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'I think its being tapped.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"On the bright side, the NSA is done tracking you."

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Things you should know about...

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Comfy?"

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

Airport security - next step?

Private Jet

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

National Secrecy Agency.