Personal Space Philosopher Gifts

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"Give me a hug. I can tell a lot about a man by the way he hugs."

"Comfy?"

"Muffy sure takes up a lot of my bed."

Club Antisocial

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

Private Jet

Social Distancing

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Polly needs some time alone."

Introvert Career Faire.

Bed divider.

"If you're working from home today, do you mind if I go hang out at your office?"

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'