Personal Philosophy Gifts

'Poor Fred. Whenever I try to explain what a crummy company this is to work for, he just chuckles and says 'You may be right, but I choose to be happy anyway!''

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Paul Ree

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Aging Support Group

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'