Personal Philosophy Pillows

'Poor Fred. Whenever I try to explain what a crummy company this is to work for, he just chuckles and says 'You may be right, but I choose to be happy anyway!''

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"But what if this is all there is?"